If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
|me at school:||omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do|
|me at home:|